I use comics and video games as escapism.
I don’t care who you are
But Lara fucking Croft is a disaster lesbian who only does most things out of either spite, or because a pretty girl asked her to. Sorry honey I don’t make the rules.
They really saw how gay they made Lara and Sam in the 2013 Tomb Raider and then vowed to never show Sam again.
love how there’s a “muscle intensity” slider in “shadow of the tomb raider”’s photo mode… i know its for all the whiny men who think lara looks ugly with muscles (even tho realistically she absolutely needs those to do the stuff she does) but gOd as a wlw.. seeing that slider i was just like DAMN TURN THAT SHIT UP and then sat there for a few minutes just staring at armsTM
Frodo Baggins and Lara Croft, parallels:
- in love with a brave dumbass named Sam
- constantly saying/yelling said dumbass’s name
- gay disaster
Yamatai. The one place In the world I never wanted to see again. Where I lost my friends. Alex. Grim. Roth. Where I lost my INNOCENCE. But there’s a difference this time.